Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Night Shift Terrors
Last night I had a nightmare. No zombies, spiders, or other creepy shit like J.R. has in her nightmares. Nope not in mine. Mine always seem to be about me waking up late or being late to work, except this time there was a twist. In my dream I was four hours late for work. I start to drive to work and no one will get out of my way. I'm almost to work and I look at my watch and it says it's 7:30 pm, which is close to lunch time at work. So I decide to get something to eat before I get to work. I start to head towards a gas station ( yes, I will eat food from gas stations), when I realize that the gas station in front of me was torn down a few years ago. At this point I become aware that this is all just a dream.So, I wake up and start to get dressed for work, completely relieved that I'm not late for work. Then I hear something that draws my attention ...Here's the twist... and wakes me up! What the hell?!? It's actually 11:34 in the morning. It was all just another dream. As if nightmares about work aren't bad enough, I wake up and get ready for twice in one day is fucking irritating. I think that should constitute an automatic day off of work. I guess it could be worse. I could have actually made it to work and worked half way though my shift before I woke up. Wait, I think I had that dream last weekend.
greasemonkey1320 at 5:12 AM
Friday, March 10, 2006
Well Okay Then
Hmm. It seems as though Blogger has some issue with people commenting on my dirty trash can or maybe Blogger is just jealous.greasemonkey1320 at 9:54 PM
Stuff Portrait Friday
My garbage can:
This is the well abused can from in my garage. Customized with liberal amounts of motor oil and saw dust. I swear this thing never weighs less than fifty pounds.My junk drawer:
Not only do I have multiple junk drawers, I have actually expanded into the field of small junk boxes to put into the junk drawers in hopes of "organizing" the ever growing mass of crap I collect.My trunk:
Well, technically it's the back of my truck. Normally it only has my spare and a tool box, but today I have it packed full of fire wood and new garbage cans too. I've only had this truck for six months and I can't even recall how many times I've loaded it til the bumper scrapes. For costing $995, it takes a beating pretty well.greasemonkey1320 at 3:46 AM
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Hmm...Green Soda...I Wonder...
When I bought this I thought the bottle was just colored green. I was totally unaware that the soda its self was actually green. I was expecting it to be clear like 7up or Sprite. Looks like I can test my theory about purple and green beverages.greasemonkey1320 at 4:25 AM