Friday, May 06, 2005
Turd in a Punchbowl
Apparently I've been tagged by this "Turd in a Punchbowl"phenomenom. So, here is my shot at it.Turd in a punchbowl
The water's like glass
Turd in a punchbowl
It's really cold when it
splashes my ass
Turd in a punchbowl
Oh god, what's that smell
Turd in a punchbowl
My nose burns like hell
Turd in a punchbowl
It's giving me fits
Turd in a punchbowl
Damn antibiotics gave me the shits
Turd in a punchbowl
I thought it was gas
Turd in a punchbowl
Now I'm blowin' fire outta my ass!
Yeah, go ahead and challenge me to write poems about asses, fartin', and poo. I've got a lot of material on this subject matter. Most of my day at work is spent indescimanantly farting on unsuspecting people. You could probly call it a drive by farting. My aim is deadly.
greasemonkey1320 at 9:25 PM
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at 2:49 AM
Candy said... GOd your hot! SO freaking HOT
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at 3:01 AM
Madame D said...
Damn, boy, this is totally the cool!
I'd say the shit, but you totally covered that in the above poem.
Rock on with your poetic self!-
at 3:47 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
NOW who's the blogger poet laureate?
Jess, how do you keep your hands off him when he writes like that?
Rhyme it, baby, rhyme it!-
at 6:48 PM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
That is genius!