Tuesday, May 17, 2005
We're Baaack!
So, now we are back from our weekend adventure. The drive up wasn't too bad 'cept for getting lost thanks to those high-ass fuckheads over at Map Quest. Seriously, if omitting an exit will send your ass to the other side of the state, maybe they should have made some mention of it. The traffic wasn't to bad though. The quarry we had to go past was a different story. You get to drive pretty close to the edge of the quarry. Close enough to almost see the bottom, which scared the shit outta JR. Stuff like that really doesn't bother me. I kind of find it interesting and enjoyable to look at.I got to drive a newer Chevy Tahoe for this trip, since JR's car decided to go on strike a couple days before we left. I don't really have any interest in new vehicles, but this one wasn't to bad. It got good gas milage, which was okay with me. There was this sticker on the back of it though that was almost unbarable. It said "I heart My Pomerainian". Now how manly is that? Yea, I like little dogs too... I like them for footballs or with teriyaki on'em. It even had this sissy little silohuette of one of the dogs on it. At least there weren't any gawdy seat covers or anything else of the sort.
It was pretty late by the time we made it up there. So we didn't get to do much except go to the motel and make ourselves comfortable. JR made herself really comfortable in the jacuzzi tub with a little bubble bath action. The room was pretty big with a big ass king sized bed. Perfect for disturbing the old people in the room next to us. There was even a fake fireplace/heater in the corner, which looked really cool with the lights turned out. Aahh, spankin' hiney by the light of the artificial fire. Sounds like a good place to start the weekend, but this is all for now considering the sun is starting to rise. There will be more hot action to talk about later on.
greasemonkey1320 at 4:52 AM
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at 6:24 AM
Katy Barzedor said... Maybe you could doctor up the sticker so it says "I (screw) my Pomeranian." Nobody would notice, right?
And maybe it's just my imagination, but I think you and JR are seriously spankin' obsessed.
I'll say a little prayer for you.-
at 2:01 PM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
Oh man, that sticker sounds awful. But the fake fireplace sounds nice. I would have cranked up the porn music, turned on some halogen lights, (to get that harsh porno lighting effect of course) and commenced to makin' bacon.
Later man!-
at 4:37 PM
Madame D said...
Oh, you totally should have covered it with duct tape for the trip or something.
At the very least, found a dollar store with some halfway decent bumper stickers.
Anything's better than THAT.
Horrid, horrid pomeranians...-
at 4:25 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Bucky- what's wrong about being obsessed with spankin'? That's the nice thing about hiney, it's so versatile. You can pinch it, squeeze it, rub it, and even bite it. JR likes the werewolf hiney bitin'.
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at 4:45 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
The versatile hiney
Hairless and shiny;
Give it a smack
And it winks right back...