Tuesday, June 21, 2005
How to Gross Out Your Coworkers
So now I have a short story to gross people out. Today I found Miss Hermione chewing on a rock. So far, I have collected a coffee can full of rocks out of the flower beds in front of our house. Now I don't want her eating rocks and end up needing to go to the vet. So, being the concerned daddy that I am, I go to get the rock out of her mouth. I reach in get the rock and pull it out. I open up my hand and what do I see? Cat shit! She was having herself a little turd snack. She must have just scared the shit outta Tigger...Literally. Nothing nastier than getting cat shit on your hand. I wonder where she learns these things? Maybe she's been talking to Mows. So if anyone out there would like to use this story to gross out their coworkers, be my guest. Just remember to use proper timing. I have found that for maximum effectiveness, it works best to tell this story when people are about to eat. For a little something extra, sniff your fingers when you finish telling the story. A winning combination I guarantee. Aah, the fun you can have at the expense of others. It's almost limitless.greasemonkey1320 at 3:07 AM
3 People who found a peppercorn
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at 3:47 AM
Candy said... You poor boy. I really feel for you, the one hour every morning you wrangle the beast and then the next 13 hours I do it. Hah.
She just loves her Daddy and wanted to have kissably fresh breath for your bye bye morning kisses.-
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Katy Barzedor said...
Heh heh...gives new meaning to the old Bob Seger song, "Like a Rock."
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at 9:05 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
We, the Internet as a Whole, demand more posts here.
There. We've said it and we're glad.
We swears on the Precious!