Saturday, July 23, 2005
SPED's Up
So according to Hermione, I've had enough sleep for today. I got woke up around 8:30 by a big stinky paw smacking me in the face as she tried to climb up onto the bed between JR and myself. She was doing a belly crawl that reminds me of a small drunken retarded child. Speaking of retarded, she is currently trying to get into the cat's litter box by licking through the backside of it. No puppy kisses today I guess. Now she's smacking her mouth like she got ahold of a bad taste. Hmm, litter box and bad taste? Who ever would imagine that the two would be connected. It reminds me of when Weebles licks between my toes. I guess there's not alot that could taste bad when you constantly lick your own ass.greasemonkey1320 at 9:44 AM
8 People who found a peppercorn
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at 3:24 PM
Candy said... I love the weekend, when she is all your puppy.
Welcome to my week, enjoy baby.-
at 8:23 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
Hey, I constantly lick my own ass, and there are still some things I won't eat, like Spam.
Oh, dear...have I overshared?-
at 4:05 AM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
I've always heard that an animals mouth was supposed to be more sanitary than a humans.
I just don't see how this is possible.-
at 6:31 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
Zombie, that's only 'cause you haven't seen where my mouth has been...
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at 12:03 PM
Madame D said...
Mmm.
Cat box.
What's good for Stimpy can't be too bad for Hermione!-
at 6:44 AM
said... OK, pal, we know you got Bruce pictures in there.
Cough 'em up with the whole story and we'll drop the charges.-
at 3:55 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Oh really, the boner police, huh?
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at 5:57 AM
said...
That's right, pal. The Boner Police.
And we know you're guilty, and you know you're guilty, so whip it out.