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Saturday, July 23, 2005

SPED's Up

So according to Hermione, I've had enough sleep for today. I got woke up around 8:30 by a big stinky paw smacking me in the face as she tried to climb up onto the bed between JR and myself. She was doing a belly crawl that reminds me of a small drunken retarded child. Speaking of retarded, she is currently trying to get into the cat's litter box by licking through the backside of it. No puppy kisses today I guess. Now she's smacking her mouth like she got ahold of a bad taste. Hmm, litter box and bad taste? Who ever would imagine that the two would be connected. It reminds me of when Weebles licks between my toes. I guess there's not alot that could taste bad when you constantly lick your own ass.

greasemonkey1320 at 9:44 AM

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at 3:24 PM Blogger Candy said...

I love the weekend, when she is all your puppy.

Welcome to my week, enjoy baby.

 
at 8:23 PM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Hey, I constantly lick my own ass, and there are still some things I won't eat, like Spam.

Oh, dear...have I overshared?

 
at 4:05 AM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

I've always heard that an animals mouth was supposed to be more sanitary than a humans.

I just don't see how this is possible.

 
at 6:31 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Zombie, that's only 'cause you haven't seen where my mouth has been...

 
at 12:03 PM Blogger Madame D said...

Mmm.
Cat box.
What's good for Stimpy can't be too bad for Hermione!

 
at 6:44 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, pal, we know you got Bruce pictures in there.

Cough 'em up with the whole story and we'll drop the charges.

 
at 3:55 AM Blogger greasemonkey1320 said...

Oh really, the boner police, huh?

 
at 5:57 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right, pal. The Boner Police.
And we know you're guilty, and you know you're guilty, so whip it out.

 

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