Thursday, August 04, 2005
Dum Da Dum Dumb
The events you are about to read are real. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.There is a guy I know that is nicknamed "Mr. Potatohead", for which there is good reason. Apparently he doesn't like it when bugs fly around and land on him. Fortunately, he has found a solution to this problem. He sprays his body with bug spray, which makes sense. So, I ask what kind of bug spray he's using. He hands me a can of Raid wasp and hornet spray! I say "So, you use this alot?" His reply "All summer long".It's like their slogan says "Kills bugs dead", and brain cells too! Seriously folks, you can't make up shit this retarded.
greasemonkey1320 at 3:59 AM
4 People who found a peppercorn
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at 7:52 AM
Katy Barzedor said... I certainly hope someone has made sure this man is sterile.
Unless the Raid has taken care of that little detail already.
Raid: kills seamonkeys DEAD.-
at 4:45 AM
Madame D said...
Oh, the idiocy!
I've got to share this one.
Really, that takes some doing to be that stupid.
And doesn't he reek? Raid is NOT a pleasant smell.
Not even Spring Fresh Raid.-
at 9:15 PM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Actually the Raid made him smell better.
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at 2:53 AM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
How is this guy still alive?
I guess this just proves that stupid people are hard to kill.