Friday, August 26, 2005
Take Out
This is a prime example of how people obliderate my train of thought. The other day a hillbilly buddy of mine was helping work on some stuff. We had the radio on in the background, turned to some lame local station.Crappy rock and shitty commercials.Everything was normal until there was this ad for a local chinese restuarant.Now my buddy is pretty much deaf in one ear. Like 95decibels kind of deaf, but the other ear isn't as bad. So, I go to walk past him and he says to me"Did they just say fresh, hot chinese poon on the radio?" It stopped me dead in my tracks. I didn't have any answer for him, except for nearly shooting coffee out my nose. Makes you wonder what kind of tip you would have to give the delivery driver? Do you still get hungry 20 minutes later? Do the left overs still taste good the next day? It's stuff like this that leads to chronic brain farting.So if you ever see me wandering around chuckling to myself, now you know. You have been fore warned.greasemonkey1320 at 5:33 AM
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at 7:01 AM
Katy Barzedor said... Well, fresh hot chinese poon beats the fuck outta cold, stale, mongolian muff, wouldn't you say?
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at 12:29 PM
Madame D said...
Oh dear god, now it's in MY head too.