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Monday, October 17, 2005


This is my 'new' truck. It's an '87 Ranger with a 2.3L 4 banger and a 4 speed with overdrive. It gets about 20mpg, which is alot more than the mean green machine. Don't anyone worry, I didn't sell my monster truck. It's just time for it to go "down to the lab". I'll have more time to work on it if I don't have to drive it everyday. For the time being, the ranger is looking at a tune up, minor rust removal, and maybe a nice flat black paint job. For $995, I really can't complain the motor knocks a little, but everything else is solid. Posted by Picasa

greasemonkey1320 at 4:31 AM

20 People who tried the chili

20 People who found a peppercorn

at 6:25 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Well, the lab should like that.

Oh, wait.

Down TO the lab, not down ON the lab.

Those prepositions'll fuck you up every damn time.

 
at 2:09 AM Blogger Candy said...

So..... when you fucking me in it?

 
at 4:37 AM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

The rabbit blew my concentration. I have no response.

 
at 6:29 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

The rabbit blew your what?

So...will he put it in the cab or the caboose?

 
at 1:12 AM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

ha ha ha ha

I know someone with a nice caboose. I'll never tell who though.

It's a secret!

 
at 9:19 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Does the nice caboose pull into Conjunction Junction?

Or is that train bound for Hineyville?

 
at 11:09 AM Blogger Unknown said...

>>For the time being, the ranger is looking at a tune up, minor rust removal, and maybe a nice flat black paint job.

Oooo! and FLAMES! Don't forget the flames!!

 
at 3:06 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now i got "conjunction junction, what's your function" stuck in my head.

 
at 1:19 PM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

...hookin' up words and phrases and clauses...

 
at 7:36 PM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

Conjunction Junction, how's that function?

 
at 2:04 AM Blogger Candy said...

If I finally get him to fuck me in that truck and he starts humming conjunction junction I am beating someone's ass!!!

 
at 6:43 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Jess, I think you're seriously underestimating the aphrodesiac power of "Conjunction Junction" (or any Schoolhouse Rock ditty, for that matter). I know I turn to mush when I hear "I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill, and I'm headed up to Capitol hill..."

Damn. Gotta got get that jack rabbit vibrator now.

 
at 6:00 PM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

Yes!

I knew you'd slip up sooner or later Bucky.

---Makes a note of what turns Bucky to mush.---

I will only use this knowledge for the greater good of course.

Or will I???

ha ha ha!

 
at 12:03 PM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Zombie...has "Schoolhouse Rock" just morphed into "Schoolhouse Cock"?

 
at 6:10 PM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

It always does Bucky...

It always does.

 
at 4:12 PM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Nice to know the supply of cock never runs low at the Zombie Warehouse.

 
at 4:02 PM Blogger Madame D said...

Well, if it wasn't already bad enough that I think of sex every time I hear that damn "Elmo's World" song, now this?
Great. It's a conspiracy, I tell you, against me ever thinking of anything but sex!
No, not "butt sex"...though, now that I mention it...

 
at 6:47 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

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at 7:56 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Duuuuuuude...the links don't show up at all on your teal comment background. Mouse thou over the last part of my last comment.

Please, please, please let me fix this?

 
at 1:00 AM Blogger greasemonkey1320 said...

Bucky-
Shit, that had to take one of those industrial sized jugs of lube. It reminds me of this picture that got passed around work about 8 years ago. This girl had a champagne bottle shoved up her ass, with just the neck sticking out. It's one of those things that you just don't want to know how they did it.

If you know how to fix the link color be my guest. With my infrequency of posting, it would be eternity before I got around to figuring it out.

 

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