Sunday, November 13, 2005
Man Tool
As requested by Bucky Four Eyes, here is the story behind the bucket of "head shrinking sand".I have a decent collection of tools. Nothing too extravagant, but not bare bones by any means. I am very serious when it comes to my tools. I like to keep them clean and organized in their proper drawers. Nothing sucks more than when you can't find a tool you need. Now the downfall of owning lots of tools and enjoying working on cars is people find out about it. This always leads to the same questions."Can I borrow your tools?" and "Maybe you could work on my car sometime." Well there is a simple answer for both of these situations. Hell no! First off, the fact that someone bought a piece of shit car, without the ability to fix it, is not my problem. Second, it's always the same story when people borrow your stuff. Either they break it or they lose it. Last time I checked, Sears doesn't replace lost tools. So, it seems to me that the individual who lost the tool must not have any brains. So why not shrink their heads? It's not like they were using them anyway. No brain, no pain.
greasemonkey1320 at 3:34 AM
4 People who found a peppercorn
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at 7:08 PM
Katy Barzedor said... Thank you, thank you, very enlightening.
You could probably expand that to include people who ask you to move their shit 'cause you've got a truck.
I wonder why head-shrinking sand isn't kept in more garages. I think it would contribute greatly to the continued evolution of the species. Plus, how cool are shrunken heads???-
at 7:43 PM
Madame D said...
No brains, no headache.
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at 4:47 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Well, if you get into head shrinking too much, you will eventually have to invest in a wood chipper. It would probly be a good idea to get a suasage stuffer too.Mmm, fresh bratwerst.
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at 2:11 PM
MilkMaid said...
OMG, that's so fucking cool. Wonder if I sat in that bucket, it could shrink some of my ass off??