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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Stick Pictures on the Shithouse Wall

I find public restrooms to be less than pleasant in general. Particularly restrooms that are used predominantly by men. I don't know if it's the piss on the floor or the lingering aroma of cabbage farts. Now I have found something else that continues the annoyance. Graffiti. Now it's not the fact that someone is drawing on the wall that bugs me, it's the content, or the lack there of. I remember when you could go into a restroom and read all sorts of limericks about a guy from Nantucket, odes to farting, and the names of who's givin' out a good time. But it appears that those days are over.

The most recent crapper ranting that I have seen leave much to be desired. For instance take this little gem. "They cover these walls to stop me from peeing but the shit house junkie done struck again." riveting, just riveting. Seriously, what is the point of that? The shit house junkie isn't going to let anyone stop him from pissing? Ooh, what a rebel. It's like they forgot a section, peeing -blank-blank-blank-but the... maybe they had a brain fart. Shit out their train of thought.

Here is one that I have seen repeated in different locations. "If you are reading this, your ass must be taking a shit." Really. That's just brilliant. Must be the keen observations of a true genius. Thanks for the memo. I was wondering why I was sitting on the toilet. Dumbass.

Even the artwork is lacking. The other day I saw an apparent conversation between two people. They were commenting about giving each others mother crabs. They even drew some little things that I guess were supposed to be crabs. Maybe if they were drawn by a two year old. The doodling looked like they had a near total lack of motor skills. Some sort of palsy fit maybe.

So much for learning any new rhymes I guess. It's bad when people have gotten so lazy and brain dead that they can't even come up with a bit of quality humor while dropping the kids of at the pool. It's a sad state of affairs I tell you. Just plain sad. Come on peolpe, how about a dirty hieroglyphic or two.

greasemonkey1320 at 3:22 AM

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at 11:13 PM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Sorry, dude, I can only visit my graffiti genius on the women's rooms along the way.

 
at 4:29 PM Blogger Madame D said...

I do my best to liven up the women's restrooms.
That's why I own all the colors that Sharpie makes.
Though, most of what I see is "So and so is a whore who fucked Jenny's boyfriend."
That's nice.
At least I can cross one more man off my "Potential next ex-Ms. Tifft" list.
Y'know. We only put up the important shit.

 
at 10:45 PM Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

I agree, bathroom poetry is a lost art.

And Bubba Ho-Tep fucking rules!

 

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