Thursday, November 17, 2005
Tit Bit Nipply
This is the proper way to enjoy the first day of below freezing weather.1. Make sure it is at least 15 degrees outside
2. Put on a hooded sweat shirt and a heavy coat
3. Go outside after it's dark
4. Spend two hours repairing linkage on you truck.
5. Attempt to crawl out from said truck while your shirt comes untucked from your pants, and exposes your bare ass and back to the freezing ground.
6. For the finishing touch make sure to get a big glob of grease smudged across your face.
Man, winter sucks already.
greasemonkey1320 at 5:29 AM
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at 6:49 AM
Katy Barzedor said... Hey, at least your bare ass didn't get frozen to the ground.
For these small gifts, we give thanks.-
at 4:52 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Actually, I had to lean over the fender at one point, and I had forgotten to put on my thermal pants when I got dressed. Can we say flash frozen frank & beans.
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at 10:28 AM
Unknown said...
BHHB -- I'll bet you won't forget again... ;)
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at 12:56 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
Franks and beans! Franks and beans!