Wednesday, December 14, 2005
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Today just started out so fucking shitty. Plain and simple. Last night the furnace started acting up. This morning I wake up at nine o'clock in the morning to a balmy fifty eight degree room temperature. I call over a friend of mine that has been doing maintanace for most of his life. We sit down and try to figure what the problem is. We find that the ignition source isn't working anymore. At this point in time he has no place to get parts from. So, I am left with no option but to call a repairman/parts dealer. One of the many types of "professionals" that I can't stand. They are right up their with automechanics. Tighten and loosen a few spare parts. One thing's fixed, another falls apart.So, this guy is sitting in my basement working on my furnace. Now, for some unknown reason, he starts giving me his shitty two-bit advice about how I should go about repairs in MY house. About what I should be doing to take care of things in MY house. Then he starts telling me how I should get a second job and how J.R. needs to start working so we can buy a $2,500 furnace. At this point I start getting agitated. Fucking pissed off. Who is this guy trying to tell me what to do with my life? I wonder if he thinks what he is doing is a good idea. Is he so oblivious that he never realizes that this shit might piss someone off ? I wonder how safe he feels at this moment. I wonder if it might dawn on his that I might be offended and plant my boot squarely in his ass. I doubt he does.
After being two hours late and only working for half an hour, he removes a part the size of a pack of cigarettes. Apparently, this part costs upwards of $150 and is hard to find, but it just so happens that he has a spare used one in his truck. Lucky me, yeah right. He decides to be a swell guy and give it to me at a discounted price of seventy five dollars. Wow again, lucky me. This asshole is so fucking full of bullshit that it seeps out his ears. Add to that his service fees and the wages I lost waiting for this prick, and you have a total of about two hundred bucks. I hope he enjoys the extra income from his discounted parts sales. I hope he goes out, buys a hooker, catches herpes, and his cock rots off.
I feel better now, and I didn't even have to labotamize anyone.
greasemonkey1320 at 4:33 AM
9 People who found a peppercorn
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at 5:35 AM
Candy said... god your sexy
why are you still wearing pants?-
at 7:52 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
First - I believe the lady asked you to remove your pants?
Second - While I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, about the hooker and the herpes, you are making one huge assumption: that he HAS a cock to rot off. Sounds like he might have a nubbin at best. But I hope his nubbin blisters.-
at 9:03 PM
I'm not here. said...
With an attitude like that, he's probably hung like a gerbil in a snowstorm.
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at 4:09 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
Actually, the guy was a tubby fucker. Probly packing a whole inch and a half. You know what the scientists say... 15lbs. overweight = 1/2" less willy. So if you do the math, there are alot of guys in this country who must have innies.
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at 11:43 PM
I'm not here. said...
No shit...will have to remember that. For every 15 pounds, another dick goes into oblivion...where's Sally Struthers to raise money for this cause?
Oh, yeah...I've seen Sally, and she's not really gonna be of much help. Never mind.
Perhaps Carmen Electra...your thoughts?-
at 6:35 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
I'm afraid Sally Struthers just had Carmen Electra as a snack.
And not in any fun, tittilating way. Let's face it - "Sally Struthers" and "tittilating" do not belong in the same sentence.-
at 10:01 PM
I'm not here. said...
No, they do not.
*shudders, takes a shot of tequila*-
at 8:25 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
Merry fuckin' zipadeedoodah to you, Bobblehead!
Hope you have a monster-tractors kind of new year!-
at 9:47 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
And happy fuckin' new year, too.
Guy shaves his sideburns off and suddenly he forgets his loyal public. *sniff*
You haven't posted since LAST YEAR!