Thursday, December 01, 2005
Discount Rhinoplasty or No More Magic Nose Goblins
So as many of you have heard, I took a broom to the nose. A little bit of nostril rearranging. It's not all that bad though. It could have been worse. Fortunately, I still had my safety glasses on from being at work. It's kind of weird how I manage to survive 12 hours at work without injury but hurt myself shortly after I get home. Above is a picture of what it looks like now.
In an odd coincidence, the only thing that makes injured noses better is fresh brownies. Baked goods always make the pain go away. But if for some reason it starts to hurt again, we will have to up the dosage to blueberry muffins. That's bound to work.greasemonkey1320 at 4:26 AM
7 People who found a peppercorn
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at 5:01 AM
said... I got a special muffin for you baby..
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at 5:29 AM
greasemonkey1320 said... Ooh yeah!
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at 5:30 AM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
I'm sure it is Rabbit.
I guess it's true what they say about most accidents happening at home after all.-
at 9:53 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
Some might suspect that you shoved that broom up your nose on purpose, just to get fresh brownies.
I know better. You did it on purpose so you could whip the bandage aside and say "Anybody want some TURKEY BACON?"-
at 2:42 PM
Unknown said...
Ewww... TURKEY BACON?! That reminds me, when the kids were newborns, Hubby used to refer to their remaining stump of umbilical chord as bacon. Ew.
Dude, looking at that large hunk o'brownie, I'd almost say it was worth it. Then again, I'm not the one whose nose was assaulted by a broomstick.-
at 4:21 PM
Madame D said...
Bad broomstick! Bad! Bad! I hope it's been properly dealt with-breaking it into little tiny pieces is too good for it!
Anyway, I sure hope the baked goods do the trick.-
at 11:40 PM
I'm not here. said...
Glad you are doing okay and that you had your safety goggles on when it happened.
Brownies are the best pain reliever. Ever.