Saturday, January 07, 2006
The Evil Army
It's been a while since I have last posted. Due mostly to work and the "holiday season". More like a holiday nightmare with all the shitty traffic jams and people that forget how to drive overnight. But now onto more interesting topics. A couple weeks ago I received a package in the mail. Upon opening it I discovered that it was the evil coconut monkey that had previously been put up for auction by Kristine. I had totally forgot about it with all the stress from work. I was happy to see that I now have another piece for my evil collection, but first I must test it to see if it is truly evil enough. So, unto the laboratory!
Down in the lab where I create hideous creatures that lurk in the dark. Where I keep all of my beakers and test tubes. It just so happens to be where I keep the best tool for testing for evil potential. Oh yeah, that's right , it's whiskey. Good ol' Jerk Daniels. If that doesn't bring out bad behavior, nothing will. Now the idea is to give the monkey just a shot or so to judge its reaction.
Unfortunately, I was momentarily pulled away from my work. I was only gone for a second, but a second is all it takes. This is what I discovered when I returned. Not a drop left. 
I began to search the lab, but he was gone. Almost without a trace to if it were not for the hordes of fleeing cats. In their wake they left a perfect trail back to his hiding place. A clever hiding place at that. I pulled away the lamp shade and he shot off like a bolt of lightning. 
He was easier to find this time . It appears the he sensed something with an evil force much like his own and zeroed in. He was undone by his own curiosity and quickly cornered. His capture was eminent. But seriously, I don't even want to know what is going on under that blanket.
Looks like I'm gonna have to keep these two separated. I couldn't even fathom the evil that they could conjure up. Some sort of poo flinging monkitty demon maybe.
greasemonkey1320 at 4:37 AM
4 People who found a peppercorn
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at 4:45 PM
Katy Barzedor said... I'll take one of the offspring if they do manage to mate! I could use a good poop flinger with good grooming skills in my corner.
(Oh, and the monkey with the lampshade completely cements your retardation. Congratulations!)-
at 3:05 AM
I'm not here. said...
I like the monkey with the lampshade.
Reminds me of my family during the holidays...-
at 1:32 AM
greasemonkey1320 said...
I'm still planning on taking him out and about town at some point. Maybe get a few snapshots of the evil monkey's big day out. Man, that reminds me, I don't even have a name for him yet. Any suggestions?
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at 12:33 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
How about "Vaggie"?