Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Don't You Hate It When...
Don't you hate it when you go to scramble eggs, crack a couple open, and find what appears to be extra bits that are not yolk or whites? I'm talking about that long white blob that looks like a giant sperm. It reminds me of when I lived on a farm and we would go collect the eggs from the chickens and the ducks. Sometimes, you would find a few that had been fertilized. Eww. The only thing nastier than rooster cum in my eggs, is all the monkey cum in Gleemonex.greasemonkey1320 at 4:51 AM
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at 6:57 AM
Katy Barzedor said... You take that back, mister - monkey cum is waaaaaaay tastier than rooster cum. And not nearly as sticky.
Ew, that makes me think of one of my pet peeves when restauranting: people who undercook my fucking eggs when I order them a particular way. Over MEDIUM means still some yolk, but totally cooked whites (meaning, no gooey spermy surprises when I take a forkful). You'd be amazed at the number of eateries where the chef is positive I really wanted some jizz in my breakfast.
NO!
If I want jizz, it will not be on the same plate with my hash browns and toast. I'm funny that way.-
at 1:56 PM
Candy said...
If I have to pick between jizz up my nose, or jizz on a plate, ill go with plate, cause I can just wash the dishes. It wont burn when I sneeze.
"You'll shoot your eye out"-
at 7:31 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
Rocket jizz...always a danger to the upper facial cavities.