Tuesday, February 28, 2006
What's Grosser Than Gross?
(You might want to have a barf bag handy for this one.)That was one of the many questions that I was bombarded with today. Just to bam it up a bit (spiceweasel), I decided to give the guy an answer he wasn't expecting. So instead of saying "What?", I said " It's when you hear what you think is one of your cats coughing up a hair ball, only to realize it's a big warm pile of dog vomit which consists of undigested cheesy rice surrounding a large hunk of squishy cat shit that the dog had apparently eaten earlier."
He promptly left and did not return with any more annoying questions for the rest of the night. Looks like I have for something as effective as baked bean and egg farts.
greasemonkey1320 at 4:37 AM
5 People who found a peppercorn
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at 6:22 AM
Katy Barzedor said... Presentation is everything.
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at 4:14 PM
Zombie_Flyboy said...
Life is all about timing. Great job Nick.
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at 5:19 PM
I'm not here. said...
Nicely done! :oD
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at 7:39 AM
Katy Barzedor said...
What, no pictures? No recreation in Play-Doh? Duuuuude!
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at 12:31 PM
Katy Barzedor said...
Swear to fucking christ - my verification word is pccldylz...
Pickle dills?
And why does that sound dirty?