Thursday, May 18, 2006
Don't Mess with Texas...Oh I think I Shall.
On occasion I have the privilege of dealing with people who don't not normally reside in this country. More specifically, Canadians and Texans. Yes, that's right, I said Texans. Oh, Texas isn't a foreign country you say. I beg to differ. Have you ever met anyone form there? I have, lots of them. I've even been to Texas, and let me tell you there is something seriously wrong with these people. They are akin to the finest French stereotypes. Bad hygiene, arrogant attitudes, and a shitty accent that makes it impossible to understand them. The key differences being that the French are famous for wine and cheese, and Texas is liberally soaked with beer and tequila. If Texas was known for it's cheese it would probly smell like barbecue and make your asshole burn.The original intent of this post was not to rag on foreigners, but to ridicule the incompetent clowns that I have had to deal with. Persons that were hired to perform a task that is their "profession". I mean if you are going to offer your services for hire you should be able to complete the task. From beginning to end. This is also the key reason that I don't like to hire outside contractors, unless it is absolutely mandatory. They come in, half ass a bunch of shit, then high tail it out of there. Leaving you with a huge mess to deal with and your wallet a lot lighter.
On a side note, I discovered that one of the guys I am dealing with is actually from Wisconsin. Plus one for him. Then I find out he is Polish. Minus one for him. I should of known. The other guy...still from Texas ... still smells like ass.
greasemonkey1320 at 9:00 PM
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Froggylady said... That is so dead on about Texans...