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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Pass the Depends

For the second time, in all too recent memory, I have seen a grown man shit himself in a public setting. Is this the start of some disturbing new trend? Is this what all the cool kids are doing? It's hip to crap your pants? Or has mankind just devolved to a new level of laziness?

greasemonkey1320 at 4:07 AM

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at 10:55 AM Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

I think people are just being born with defective sphincters. There should be a massive recall and replacement.

Either that or he was just letting you know how relaxed and comfortable he is at work, and was so excited about the task at hand that he could scarcely leave to take a dump in the bathroom.

 
at 1:36 PM Blogger Candy said...

At least he didnt lay a chocolate dragon in the urinal.

 
at 9:03 PM Blogger Dixie said...

If I had a stomache ache, that I thought there might even be a hint of a possibility of that happening to me, public would be the last place you would find me.

 
at 12:59 AM Blogger I'm not here. said...

I think it's the latter.
Either that, or this stuff they sell for defective weeners is messing with their prostates, therefore the not-so-happy fudgepack in the drawers.
All the same...EW!!!

 
at 4:02 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be a side effect of medication, especially if he's got diabetes.

Also have seen this happen before, in a bar bathroom, it was a shit explosion that covered everything. Gross.

 
at 1:48 AM Blogger Madame D said...

Devolution. Oh yes. That has to be it.
Though, maybe you should ask the boys if they've heard anything about the latest fashion accessory, shitty drawers.

 

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