Saturday, July 23, 2005
SPED's Up
So according to Hermione, I've had enough sleep for today. I got woke up around 8:30 by a big stinky paw smacking me in the face as she tried to climb up onto the bed between JR and myself. She was doing a belly crawl that reminds me of a small drunken retarded child. Speaking of retarded, she is currently trying to get into the cat's litter box by licking through the backside of it. No puppy kisses today I guess. Now she's smacking her mouth like she got ahold of a bad taste. Hmm, litter box and bad taste? Who ever would imagine that the two would be connected. It reminds me of when Weebles licks between my toes. I guess there's not alot that could taste bad when you constantly lick your own ass.greasemonkey1320 at 9:44 AM
Sunday, July 17, 2005
JR got me a new air freshener for my truck.Some of you may be wondering what a devil air freshener smells like. Well according to the package it "Smells like Hell!". So does that mean my truck is gonna smell like sulfur?
greasemonkey1320 at 12:06 AM
Saturday, July 16, 2005
This is the shirt she got me. If you don't get it, too bad. It kicks ass and has been bewildering people at the grocery store today. It's funny to see the confused looks some peoples faces make.
greasemonkey1320 at 11:48 PM
This is the belt buckle she got for me.I really like Frankenstien's monster. At the bottom there are lightning bolts shoting off his neck bolts. This one even has a bottle openner on the back.
greasemonkey1320 at 11:41 PM
This is the best one of all the presents. It's a number 13 ring, the one is a sparkplug, and the three is made from two pistons.It's a perfect fit too.
greasemonkey1320 at 11:37 PM
Sunday, July 10, 2005
The collector in the packrat
This is something I've wanted to do for a while , but I have not had much time to do. Among the hordes of odds and ends that I own, I have small collections of items. Below is the beginning of my car collection. These are most of them, but I know there are more floating around the house somewhere. Enjoy.greasemonkey1320 at 9:56 PM
This is a '66 GTO from Muscle Machines. Oversized blower and tires, what's not to love about it.
greasemonkey1320 at 9:55 PM
These are two are from Muscle Machines. the green one came as a kit, while the black one came fully assembled. I've always loved the flat top roofs and straight pillars on old cars.
greasemonkey1320 at 9:52 PM
What collection would be complete without the Cuda from Phantasm? Tall man and shiny spheres sold separately.
greasemonkey1320 at 9:47 PM
This is The Car from the movie of the same name. An evil unmanned Lincoln powered by the flames of hell. How could you go wrong with that?
greasemonkey1320 at 6:19 PM
This is my most recent addition. The Red Baron, I have always loved this car. I found it while looking for garden clippers at K-mart.
greasemonkey1320 at 6:14 PM
At first I thought wouldn't it be cool if they made the Deathmobile from Animal House. A couple days later JR had found it for me. She is the best girlfriend ever.
greasemonkey1320 at 6:12 PM
Here is a must have without a doubt. The Munsters Coach. I can't see how anyone could not love this car.
greasemonkey1320 at 6:09 PM
...and finally we have Dragula. This is one of my favorites.
greasemonkey1320 at 6:08 PM
Almost a year later, I have finally finished JR's coffin bookcase. It's about 6 feet tall and solid pine with an onyx stain. It's held together entirely with wooden dowel pins. No nails, no screws.
greasemonkey1320 at 4:59 PM
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Just for Bucky. Ask and you shall receive. You never said what kind of post.
greasemonkey1320 at 2:15 AM